Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Randomize
