"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
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