yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
Randomize
