we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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