I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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