Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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