and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
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