hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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