): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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