bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
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