wanna go halves on a baby?
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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