lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
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