have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Couch. On fire.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
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