we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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