have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
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