In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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