Hey man sorry I got all grabby
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
Randomize
