I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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