How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
he fucked my hip out of place.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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