and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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