The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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