I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
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