Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
You were screaming at a bartender last night for not referring to you as god.
and apparently I tried to pay for beer with a tampon.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
Randomize
