the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
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