I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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