i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
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