i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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