There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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