I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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