This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
My unemployment check should really just be direct-deposited into the checking account of my drug dealer
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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