Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
Barsexuality is the new black.
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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