im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
I love having hate sex.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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