You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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