I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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