if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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