We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Randomize
