hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
there's paper in my vomit.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
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