You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
Dude, I woke up in the middle of the night and your room mate was just standing there at the foot of the bed, watching us sleep.. you don't remember me shaking the shit out of you to tell you this?!
This could explain the reason why I've been finding his clothing and keys scattered in random parts of my room..
AND THIS DOESN'T WORRY YOU?!
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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