no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
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