We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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