I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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