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it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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