I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
Randomize
