i just google imaged poop.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
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