i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
what the fuck happened to the tacos
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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