Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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