Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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