How'd it feel making her break her religion?
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
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