you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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