the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
Randomize
