Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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